Remembering an Icon

Pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead today after paramedics found him in a coma at his Bel-Air mansion, city and law enforcement sources told The Times.

Los Angeles Fire Department Capt. Steve Ruda told The Times that paramedics responded to a 911 call from the home. When they arrived, Jackson was not breathing.

The paramedics performed CPR and took Jackson to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda said. Hundreds of reporters gathered at the hospital awaiting word on his condition. The sources, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said family members rushed to Jackson’s bedside, where he was in a deep coma.

The circumstances of Jackson’s death remain unclear. Law enforcement sources said that Los Angeles Police Department robbery-homicide detectives have opened an investigation into the death, though they stressed that there is no evidence of criminal wrongdoing.

Back from vacation.....

I know I've been away for a while but I'm back with all the yummy Internet soup you've been missing in your life. Let's see what do we have on tap:

-Briefcase Joe video

-Nike Air Penny 2 5th year anniversary

-Text From Last Night (oooo yea the good stuff)

-Fail Blog.org (More of that good stuff)

-Mugshot of the month

Mugshot of the week

The Shamwow Guy!!!!! The Hooker beater No good..

From the good folks over @ Failblog.org

She's stuck with that tattoo the rest of her life hahaha

Yikes!!!!

TXT FMLN yes the real good stuff...

Here is more of the nonsense that society says to each other via Text message:

he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water

So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.

she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself

the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.

Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...

Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?

I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me

Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.

I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

Nike Air Penny 2 5th year Anniversary

Only a limited number of this colorway was created for my guys over @ Sole Collector,
and yes I'm still addicted to shoes

Briefcase Joe

Jimmy Kimmel is tooooo funny!!!

Text Message goodness from TXT FMLN

Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.

I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay

grandma shit on top of the toilet

dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.

Say it ain't so Manny: Ramiez test positive for performance enhancing drugs

Oh my God this just didn't happen!! One of the greatest homerun hitters to play the game of baseball has tested positive for performance enhancing drugs. Whose gonna be next Griffey? When I thought Manny was the last great natural hitter to play the game during the steriod era this comes out. I guess we just spoke too soon. He'll be suspended 50 games and won't be eligible to return until my birthday July 3. The suspension also will cost him 7.7. Million dollars..To all you guys and gals that have Manny on your fantasy roster, this has to suck. I done with baseball for the rest of the season this is depressing..

Bad parenting

Really? There are so many things I want to say about this, but the picture speaks for itself. This child will grow up to confide in strippers, hookers, and easy women...thanks Mom.

The awesome homeless sign I saw outside of Wal-mart

Ok, so I was at ghetto ass Wal-Mart the other day and I saw this guy outside the store on my way in with the most priceless sign ever and of course I had to take a photo of it. Now didn't want to laugh in his face while taking the photo cause that would be just plain rude but his sign was absolutely brilliant. If you can't read what it says (damn iPhone camera) here's the message : "Kidney Stones Hurt Like Hell, They Refused To Fill Partial Prescription, So I Need $40 Just To Get Any Medicine....Good stuff the wonders of Wal-Mart...